It was the first day of a school in USA and a Belizean student named Poppy Ferguson entered the school in the fourth grade. The teacher said, Lets begin by reviewing some American History. Who said Give me Liberty, or give me Death? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Foggy, who had his hand up: Patrick Henry, 1775 he said. Very good! Who said Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth? Again, no response except from our boy from Esperanza. Abraham Lincoln, 1863 said Poppy. The teacher snapped at the class, Class, you should be ashamed. Ferguson, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do. She heard a loud whisper: F*ck them Belizeans Who said that? she demanded. Ferguson again put his hand up. Elvin Penner, 2012. At that point, a student in the back said, Im gonna puke. The teacher glares around and asks All right! Now, who said that? Again, Ferguson says, George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991. Now furious, another student yells, Oh yeah? Suck this! Ferguson jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , Clear the Land to his Taiwanese escort Now with almost mob hysteria someone said You little shit. If you say anything else, Ill kill you. Ferguson frantically yells at the top of his voice, Castro to the whistle blower - 2013. The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, Oh shit, were screwed! And Ferguson said quietlly, I think it was the Belizean people in February of 2008.
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 10:31:07 +0000
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