Its been a great year! Thanks for being a part of it. Actually, no. But here are my New Years Resolutions/Goals for 2015: 1) File my taxes. 2) Backdoor brag on all social media platforms. 3) Get 100 subscribers on Snapchat. As an aspiring artist Ive decided that Snapchat is my canvas. 4) Find love; the Facebook kind. Which means lots of status updates/check-ins/pics. 5) Put myself into massive amounts of debt by continuing to subscribe to media culture and materialism. 6) Write a book. The book I have in mind would be titled, The art of pulling out. Its more of a pop-up book. 7) Pay the minimum amount on my student loans. 8) Like less stuff on FB and unfollow people. 9) Make more black friends. I currently have three. 10) Post more selfies (or halfies) and derive my self confidence from the number of likes I receive. 12) Get an ass that will look respectable in yoga pants. 13) Enjoy Isolation 14) Stunt like a thirty thousand dollar millionaire and write posts about haters.
Posted on: Mon, 29 Dec 2014 02:00:23 +0000
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