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Its been a really strange day... I slid down a flight of stairs, I fell over trying to sit down for an afternoon pooping, I almost impaled myself with a 14 serrated kitchen knife and broke one of my favorite oven safe dishes while falling down doing the dishes.... Diagnosis: liquid in both ears from a minor sinus infection causing complete and sudden loss of all equilibrium.... Bought some loaded baked potato soup for dinner while picking up my prescriptions and then Eli just threw up a bunch of milk that looks exactly like the loaded baked potato soup that Im not going to eat now due to their visual similarities.... And what else.....? Oh yeah, he threw up all over Jarvis so now the golden retriever needs a bath.... All in all I guess it was still a good day, I suppose just for the fact that I didnt skewer myself with a giant kitchen knife....I guess if there is a funny part of todays happenings it was the sound I made falling to the floor each time, kind of a timber call as I was tipping over like a bowling pin....
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 02:47:38 +0000

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