Its not often I see someone so manly that Im left in awe, feeling I should go engage in a manly activity, such as chopping wood or skinning an animal, in order to make my man factor come back from out of the hole it crawled in but today was one of those days. Older brother and myself had taken a trip to Gander Mountain to acquire an article of clothing for himself, Im a Rambling Man by Waylon Jennings was playing in the back ground, and it was shaping up to be a pleasant buying experience. Thats when I saw him. I may be the only one the only one this happens to but my initial thought when my eyes fell on this fella was, He must be part honey-badger because he obviously dont give a sh*t. I generally dont think things of that nature at the mere sight of a man but it was more or less outta my hands at that point. The man is dressed in a plaid button up (with the pearl snaps no less), khaki pants, square toe boots, with a gold watch and high end shades posted up on what was possibly the most impressive bald head Ive ever seen. It was perfectly proportioned, tanned, smooth and/or shiny. The real kicker though was the mans goatee. It was solid white with the mustache portion an average length but the portion on this chin hung at least a foot long and made me feel inadequate in every sense of the word. I watched him as he started toward the exit an thats when it happened. This beast of a man breaks out a pack of reds and places one in his lips at least 30 feet inside the door. As the automatic doors opened he whips out a silver Zippo and fired it up before he even made it out the door. Thats when I knew for a fact this man did in fact not give a sh*t. I stood for a few moments in astonishment at the trail of manliness he had left behind, turned with my head down and tail between my legs and went and sat in girls changing room for a while where I felt like I now belonged. I guess Ill go home and see can I find something heavy to pick up to try and coax my own manhood back out of hiding. LZ OUT..
Posted on: Sun, 29 Jun 2014 20:33:44 +0000
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