Its now one month until the Nelson Masked Parade and Carnivale. Have you got your mask yet? You havent decided? Why not Batman? Being Batman should be the answer to all lifes problems: Im afraid of the dark: Im Batman. My eftpos card declined: Im Batman. I dont know who to vote for on Saturday: Im Batman. Its raining: Im Batman. Im not enjoying this TV programme and the remote is on the armrest of the couch at least 2 metres away and Im sitting in the armchair and the cat has just snuggled up into my lap and I dont want to piss him off because he normally ignores me and this is a rare moment of tenderness from him: Im Batman.
Posted on: Tue, 16 Sep 2014 23:07:37 +0000
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