Its official: 1) Ive discovered hashtags. Im always reminded of hash browns when I hash tag...and I suddenly consider going to the Waffle House. The power of suggestion. #hashtag #hashbrown #wafflehouse #toothlesswaitress 2) September, why are you here? I love your sweet suggestions of pumpkin everything, including foot odor powder and vaginal wash, but I for one will stick to the desserts and an occasional candle. Im actually allergic to scented candles, but I will agree to deal with a small amount of nasal drip (snot) to smell the aroma of pumpkin/carrot cake. I hate coffee, so none of those special coffees that have a 14 word name when you order. Nope. Hate it. Smells awful. I like my pumpkin IN a cake. Gonna miss my boat, but September...you big bad month, bring it on. Im ready. #bonfires #runnynose #pumpkineverything #gatlinburg 3) And yes, for all those Roll Tide folks...Ive noticed that you may be a bit humbled this year. But my word....youre still the most over the top fans I know. My neighbor, here in TN, has a wreath on his door with that big bad A on it....and Im like, Dude, you live in TN. You are embarrassing us! And hes like, Lady, you have a UK plate on your car, UK flags, and you bloviate as much as Donald Trump if its about college hoops. If its me, thats different! As Madea says....if one more person says ROLL tide!!!! #rolltide #saidnooneever #cats #lovemyalabamafriends Have a safe day. Im hoping that all of the bums who wont get jobs, decide today, on LABOR that they want a job so they can feel cool next year on our special holiday, Labor Day, you know...not so left out. :) And all you pregnant women? If youre full term? Grunt. Its Labor Day. Lets go have a baby. Name it after me! #laborday #babies
Posted on: Mon, 01 Sep 2014 18:13:49 +0000
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