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Its official I didnt think anything could possibly be scarier than the prospect if speaking in front of 1200 people at our convention in Vegas. Man was I wrong... Allow me to set the stage. Ladies you know how hard it is to buy a bathing suit. I cant remember the last time I did. But with my daughters fifth birthday (a pool party no less) fast approaching and a vacation with the kids scheduled I decided to invest in a suit. A cute one too. It had a scuba feel without the trashy baywatch look. LOL. Seriously, I digress...so here I am second day of vacation, stepping into the resort poolside restroom to use the facility when the entire zipper collapses in my hands. WTH. Ive just spent the last 20 minutes trying to reconnect it with women cursing at me cause I took too long in the bathroom. Ohh and did I mention I have no towel. I open the door to try to scamper as quick as I can to the area where the give away the towels only to run into college baseball team on vacation and my five year old yelling...mommy is your belly okay? where you in there going (forgive me friends) poopie the whole time. KILL ME NOW!! I am so giving this bathing suit vendor a piece of my mind and a bill for the dignity I just lost. We now return you to your regular scheduled programming... LOL #justkeepswimming #gottalaugh

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