Ive been hearing reports that voting Jacob Webber For EUSA President is having strange physiological effects. cant believe its only been a day since I voted Jacob Webber For EUSA President! things have really changed since then. Overnight I became strong like an bull. Ive developed a intense love for student politics. I am now am now a uniquely insightful freestyle rapper. Im telekinetic and telepathic. My name has been legally changed to Jacob Webber (and dont worry guys its not me running for president despite the name change). I can now see UV light. All in the day following my vote, coincidence.... doubtful. - Will Hearle
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 12:37:42 +0000