Ive been helping a buddy bring his restaurant up a notch. Great - TopicsExpress

Ive been helping a buddy bring his restaurant up a notch. Great food, Good employees, what could be the problem? Beats me, but Im gonna hang out for awhile and find out. Taking over as manager, Im gonna learn every aspect of his biz, and then Ill know what to change. Sooooo, Im doing dishes, helping the cooks, cook, doing the advertising, hiring staff, suggesting new items for the menu, booking talent etc, and delivering food, which really shouldnt be an issue if the staff would give me a good address, you know, one in the same country as this one. Addresses that are written in English, with at least a couple letters right per word and Street addresses that arent written in binary numbers. So I have a delivery tonight, it has two addresses and one wrong apartment number, it could be located in one of 50 states or any of two territories. After driving for 20 minutes I start asking people out walking their dogs where this address is. Twenty minutes later, the food is so cold I turned the air conditioning off, I find the apartment complex, drive around a few minutes and finally get so pissed off I call the person that was stupid enough to order from us in the first place. She gets me within the same time zone, thanks for nothin. I park, grab the food and start walking through this massive complex with absolutly no street markings, Im thinking its a government compound about now, NSA or some shit. I walk up some steps and a wasp nails me, my arm is swelling up as I come across a lady with her door open, with a bunch of pre teens playing outside. Again, I ask directions, one of the little kids, a little girl, maybe nine years old asks me what the address is, she says, thats by my house Ill show you. So this middle aged stranger (me) with ice cold fast food and a popeye arm is following this little girl through the projects. We get to her apartment and her dad, and what looked like another white supremasist are standing there looking at me like I was a pervert, for Gods sake, these guys had tats on their noses. Charlie Manson would have been proud. I kinda backed off gently. The delivery part of my buddys Biz, might have to fall by the wayside, cause Im out,