Ive been lonely recently so last night I booked a hooker and paid an extra £250 for the full girlfriend experience. She turned up late, sat on my sofa texting her mates, ignoring me, went on Facebook and started asking me who my female friends were. We finally got down to it, she moaned about lack of foreplay, refused me anal or a blowjob. Nicked my fags, borrowed £20, before asking me to go out and get us a takeaway . We had a brief argument about nothing. Then finally before she asked me to call her a cab, she had a shit with the door open. I think I love her.
Posted on: Thu, 09 Oct 2014 10:57:32 +0000