Ive been relentlessly terrorizing my neighbors. We do all sorts of inexplicable things...and I dont even TRY to explain. I asked for some pallets that they had in their backyard and didnt explain why. I lamp in my truck in the driveway like its my living room. The children variously stand on the hood of the car and spray each other with hoses, stomp through the back yard partially clothed eating strawberries from the bush, ride down the street on trikes with uncombed afros blowing and pick flowers out of everyone elses yard. This morning I grilled eggs and turkey bacon outside JUST to eff with them. They dont make eye contact. They spend as little time as possible outside when we are. It gives me INFINITE delight to be THAT house on the block.
Posted on: Wed, 30 Jul 2014 15:09:04 +0000
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