Ive cracked the code. tl;dr (too long; didnt read summary) at the bottom. I dont have the entire puzzle figured out, but I am putting together the pieces and I can feel my mind going down the rabbit hole. Jesus was created by time travelers so that the religion of Christianity could be created: Jesus was supposedly a virgin birth. While this is technically possible, scientifically he would have had to have been a she since women have a double X chromosome and Mary would not have been able to provide a Y chromosome to his DNA. This is where the time travelers come in. Biblical history has recorded them as angels, but they were just advanced human beings from the future. One of these travelers artificially inseminated Mary, creating her pregnancy. Obviously, they couldnt leave baby Jesus to the chaotic world of the time, so they injected his body with nanobots to make sure that he survived long enough to be crucified. This also feeds in to multiple other stories and specifically some of the miracles and stories associated with him. Longinus: The Roman soldier who stabbed Christ in the side with a spear, giving Jesus one of the wounds that killed him. Some legends talk of Longinus being blind and that the splattered blood of Jesus restored his sight. Others talk of him being mauled by a Lion every day and healing from the wounds and getting attacked again the next day. Both of these could be the work of the nanobots. The Holy Grail: Legends also talk of a cup that was used to catch the blood of Jesus as he hung on the Crucifix. The cup then went on to be known for giving everlasting life and healing the person who drank from it. Possibly by ingesting the nanobots. The Resurrection: While Jesuss body had failed, the nanobots were still working. Taking a total of 3 days to repair the damage and get his body back into working order. All of this led to the creation of Christianity. There are a lot of pieces between then and now, and I believe I have some of it worked out, but I dont know history enough to have it all figured out...yet. Going back to the Hitler post from earlier about time travelers not stopping him, one of the positives of WWII was our advancements in technology. Some of which led to humanity developing space travel. More on this later. As for the now now, we have an ultra Right Wing Republican Party that is highly religious, refutes science, and is helping to destroy the planet with global warming. Global warming raises the ocean level, which reduces the amount of habitable land, sinks major cities and forces people to live closer together. With places like New York City under water, we are forced to build new cities. Better cities. Cities that are designed from the ground up and with the latest technology. People will have fresh fruits and vegetables grown locally. Safe, cheap and convenient public transportation. There will be modern, state of the art hospitals, etc etc so on and so forth. This new Industrial Revolution, along with all of our data on Global Warming will then give us the capabilities to not only travel to Mars, but to terraform it as well. Possibly by sending a large chunk of our global warming gases there and creating an atmosphere that is habitable. We already have Noah type banks full of seeds and dna that we could use to create a sustainable habitat on Mars complete with plants and animals. Having 2 planets under our control allows us to better sustain our growing numbers and allows the human race to survive an apocalyptic event such as Yellowstone erupting and sending humanity back to the dark ages. ugh, Im already losing a lot of the big picture. Anyway, that is a chunk of it. More later as long as I am A) Inspired and B)Not killed by time travellers/the Government. tl;dr: Jesus was created by time travelers so that Christianity would come into being and humans would travel to Mars. These are the kinds of things I think about at 3 in the morning.
Posted on: Sat, 01 Nov 2014 08:23:36 +0000
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