Ive just attended the most pretentious Dinner party Ive ever gone too i think... reminded of 1989...e I arrive with a mate, and theres some people I know and some i dont .. i can handle that of course.. BUT upon arrival this young woman with snake bite piercings in her lip latches onto Me. at first I thought it was cute.. THEN she asks Me in front of my work aquantances loudly, why you so hot and sweaty Andrew? what are you on? I said, excuse me? what am I on? i laughed it off and just said Im not on anything, Ive just walked here from Redfern to Waterloo, thats why Im hot and sweaty so looks at Me disbelievingly.. I shout out across the room,Hey Joe Rider, can you please tell your girlfriend Im sober and this is how I am! :) therye all sloshed and cant even hear me amongst the racket... I try to be nice and personable to her, but shes iike, latching to me, and at this point of time im wanting to chat with a grown up friend who I actually know, then she has the audacity to continue on, she says, does a Valium work for you? i again just laugh and say. no i just told you im sober and im fine ok., i said just chill out will you...... then she says have you had Redbull? or heaps of Coffees? by this stage im growing tired of this 20 something Skater girl wanna be...look doll, i added, ive just said im sober, this is how i am naturally, i fire on all cylinders... i try to just stay a bad actress and just be all happy its my mates dinner party ok...... then she says, you sure youre not on anything? you seem to have trouble talking? i say politely. hey Joe can you tell Skater girl I have a stutter!!.. they all say shut up and leave Andrew alone. now this is why I dance on Podiums in night clubs because i dont have to converse with young young people who have no idea... and to top it all off she says oh your the hairdresser from channel7 arent you? what do you think i should do with my Hair?... look i said, im not working leave me alone and talk to someone else for awhile ey? she says, Andrew what do you thijnk of my funky apartment? its so cutting edge isnt it? i say, umm thats a closed ended question isnt it... yes your flats cute, but the TIBETAN PRAYER FLAGS ARE A BIT 2002? LOL.... UMM CRIKEY BLOODY HELL,LOL. Ive just walked home and have calmed down.. i know she didnt mean any Malice. but thats why Ive always hated Dinner Parties, especially on a long table when ive got someone annoying Me sitting next to Me... ahh thats feels better. soory in case anybody just read this, Im just Venting, Im not really a Cunt.. oops I never say that word on here, oh well. Have fun you Mob :)
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 10:21:45 +0000
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