I’d like to offer these comebacks to breastfeeding moms… 1. - TopicsExpress



          

I’d like to offer these comebacks to breastfeeding moms… 1. If you can use boobs to sell beer and cars, I can use mine as a buffet. 2. Do you eat your meal while sitting on the john? 3. That’s a great idea. You can borrow my blanket to put over your head. 4. Sorry to burst your bubble. Boobs are more than recreational fun. 5. Thank goodness you have a neck. Look away! LOOK AWAY! 6. Nursing is easier for me. I can’t hold a bottle and my wine glass at the same time!7. It was an accident. I was just holding my baby when my 36Longs fell into his mouth! My bad! 8. If you are fishing for a snack, just wait your turn. 9. If you think this is gross, you should have seen the placenta. Oh, wait. I have pictures. 10. Trust me. No one is more horrified by my giant areola than me.
Posted on: Wed, 25 Jun 2014 00:33:01 +0000

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