I’d love to be a fly on the wall today when our Prime Minister, Deep cut Dave Cameron hosts a Conference for the African and developing nations. He’s supposed to be telling them how to cut malnutrition and end child poverty in these countries because of poor diet. It’ll possibly go a little like this: “Ok, my names David Cameron, you guys can just call me Deepcut as that’s how I’m known in the UK, mainly due to me making more cuts than Edward Scissorhands. Er you black guys at the back, are you paying attention because I’m from Eton and highly intelligent and this is for your benefit after all” “OK, here’s what you do. First you create an African Welfare State .... then make sure half of Africa is on it as this is how we do it in the UK. Second, create an Office for National Statistics that will tell you because of all this Welfare stuff ha ha ha, most of the kids in your country are undernourished. It’s important that you take no f..king notice of these figures because that’s what we do in the UK. Next, and this is very important... you create a thing called Red Nose day and people with no money give you lots of it .... you then give it to Africa to stop Child Poverty and malnutrition coz that’s what we do in the UK .......Oh, er you black chaps at the back.... what has happened to that Red Nose day money??? Oh, spent it buying guns eh?? That’s good, thats ok coz that’s what we do in the UK” ....Dickhead !!!!
Posted on: Sat, 08 Jun 2013 08:03:17 +0000
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