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I’m on God’s side. I can’t stand the devil. I mean he’s bang out of order, and he’s an evil, evil idiot. And I know in the Ten Commandments it says ‘Thou shalt not lie’, but if the Elephant Man came in here now with some lipstick on and a nice dress, and said how do I look?, would you say, bearing in mind that he’s depressed and has respiratory problems, would you say take that blusher off, you ugly misshapen-headed elephant tranny? Exactly, youd say, you look nice, John. - Alan Partridge
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 18:25:25 +0000

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