JOKE... 1. CRY My friend told me an onion is the only food that makes him cry. I threw a coconut at his face.. 2. FLU A sick patient asked his doctor, Flu? The doctor replied, No, I came on my bike actually! 3. ADAM AND EVE A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. Look at their reserve, their calm, says the Brit. They must be British. Nonsense, the Frenchman disagrees. Theyre naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French. No clothes, no shelter, the Russian points out, they have only an apple to eat, and theyre being told this is paradise. Clearly, they are Russian. 4. HIGH NOTES Q: Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing? A: She wanted to reach the high notes! 5. RECOMMEND Patient to doctor: “I’m getting older. What kind of illness do you recommend?” 6. HELLO HELLO Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? A: Hello, hello 7. WEARING SOCKS I don’t need yoga class. I get the same benefits from trying to put on my socks”
Posted on: Mon, 13 Oct 2014 07:15:26 +0000
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