JOKE: A Man died and goes to hell. When he got there he find out - TopicsExpress

JOKE: A Man died and goes to hell. When he got there he find out that there ARE different hell 4 each coUNTRY.so he decides he will pick least painful to spend his etenity. He goes to england hell and ask what did they do here? He was told:first they put you in an electric chair 4 an hour and after they put you on a bed of nail 4 another hour.then the england devil will come and whips u 4 the rest of the day"the man did not like it at all so he move on and check other countries hell and he discover dat they are similar to the england hell so he decide to check the nigeria hell and suprised he saw millions of people waiting to get in Amazed,he ask,what do they do here? He was told first they will put u on electric chair 4 one hour and after that they will put you on a bed of nail 4 another hour and the nigeria devil will come and whips u 4 the rest of the day.but that is the same as other countries hell.why are the people waiting to get in ask the man.because there is no electricity to power the electric chair and the nail was paid 4 but never suppied. So the bed is confortable to sleep on and the nigeria devil use to be a civil servant,so he come in,sign his time shit and goes back 4 private business. And the man said wow am proud to be a nigerian.and ABASHA spirit replied the man:but did u know that when u are alive u use to denie ur country becos there is no electricity.... .so there 4 u can not come in! The man:what! Abasha:yes hahahahahahahah ahahaha.... INVITE BOB-FUNY 4 UR EVENT PHONE NUM:08174010670 Or email jidearaba@gmail