JOKE: A group of scientists organised an international competition to test the intelligence of different African students at inventing things. Three African students qualified for the final. On the day of the final, they were called out from the crowd to come and present what they had invented. The first student came out and said; “I’m Thambo Masekela from South-Africa, I invented a pen that can write what people are saying on a paper itself, please allow me to demonstrate” He demonstrated his experiment and was applauded. The second student came out; “I’m Nyara Wangai from Kenya. I invented a Chip that can tell the amount of money on anybody standing close to it.” She demonstrated her experiment and was applauded for it. Akpors, the third student who is from Nigeria saw that he had not done something as impressive as the first two so he quickly came up with a new plan and said; “I’m Ahmed Mustapaha Abdul-Akpors from Borno State, Nigeria. I have invented a new kind of explosive that can shatter the human body into a million pieces, penetrating the hardest of bones. Can I please demonstrate my experiment?” The Chief Scientists all stood up clapping and said; “Don’t bother to demonstrate you smart boy, you are the winner of the competition, please give him the prize lets go home!” What do you think of Akpors this time around?
Posted on: Thu, 22 May 2014 09:26:36 +0000
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