JOKE: Akpors goes to steal fishes from a reservoir when he gets accosted by the security guard on duty: GUARD: Aha! I’ve caught you red-handed stealing fishes. AKPORS: What do you mean by red-handed? GUARD: You’ve got a bucket full of fish right here, you can not talk your way out of it this time. AKPORS: Oh, you don’t understand, I’ve not stolen a thing. These are my pet fishes. I bring them to the reservoir once a week for exercise. After theyve had a good swim, they come back to the bucket and we go back home. I can prove it. GUARD: Hmmnn, you better be able to prove it or you are going straight to jail. AKPORS: No wahala, just watch and see. Akpors dipped the bucket into the water and all the fishes swam away. They both stood in silence for 20, 30, 40 minutes….. No sign of the fish coming back to the bucket. GUARD: Aha, you lying rogue! You stole those fishes? AKPORS: What fishes? Where is your proof? GUARD: Haba! The ones you just put back in the water. AKPORS: Guy, you better be able to prove that I did or we are not going any where! One word for Akpors this time around? ==== Get News Updates On NaijaOnPoint ====
Posted on: Fri, 18 Jul 2014 17:10:01 +0000
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