JOKE FOR THE DAY A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. WOW! the social worker exclaims, Are they all yours? Yep, theyre all mine, the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, Sit down Terry, all the children rush to find seats. Well, says the social worker, then you must be here to sign up. Ill need all your childrens names. Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Terry and the girls are all named Terri In disbelief, the case worker says, Are you serious? Theyre all named Terry? Their momma replied, Well, yes, it makes it easier. When its time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, Terry! And when its time for dinner, I just yell Terry! And they all come a running, and if I need to stop the kid whos running into the street, I just yell Terry and all of them stop. It the smartest idea I ever had, naming them all Terry. The social thinks this over for a bit, wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, But what if you just want one kid to come and not the whole bunch? Then I call them by their last names.
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 16:23:55 +0000
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