JOKE! JOKE! JOKE! 1. Matome : Dad! Where did I get my intelligence from? DAD : Im sure u got it from your mum because I still have my intelligence. Matome : How? DAD : Because your mum lost her intelligence ever since she gave birth to u. 2. One day, Matome and his friend were playing by a stream. Matome noticed a bush and went over to it. Matomes friend couldnt figure out why he was at the bush for so long so he went over to the bush to have a look. The two were looking at a woman bathing without any clothes in the stream. While playing, suddenly little Matome took off running. His friend couldnt understand why he had run away so he took off after him. Finally he caught up to him and asked why he had run away. Matome replied, My mum told me that if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone and now I felt something hard in my pant so I ran. 3. A police man was interrogating Matome : POLICE: Mr. Matome, where do u live? Matome : With my mum. POLICE : Where does your mum live? Matome : With my dad. POLICE : [Getting impatient] Where does your dad live? Matome : With my mum and I. POLICE : [Getting irritated] Then where do you all stay? Matome : Together! Comment your best number and Share!! Can i get 7000 people to Join >>>> Matome the original jokes
Posted on: Fri, 20 Jun 2014 04:26:55 +0000
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