JUST FOR FUN Akpors lecture - How to handle daily silly questions people ask: - Someone calls you at 2am and asks, Are you sleeping? Answer: No! Im picking beans! - When its raining and someone notices you going out, yet they ask, Are you going out in this rain? Answer: No! In the next one. - You are making out with your girlfriend then you start pulling her panties and she asks, What are you trying to do? Answer: I want to wash it for you. - They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, Did you just have a bath? Answer: No, I fell into the toilet bowl. - Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers, and you still ask, Are those flowers? Answer: No baby, theyre carrots! - You are in line at the cinema to buy ticket, a friend sees you and asks, What are you doing here? Answer: Im here to pay my school fees. - You are relieving yourself in the toilet and someone knocks the door and tries to open it. It’s obviously locked. And then the person asks, “Is anybody in there?” Answer: “No. The shit locked the door and is talking to you.” ==== Get News Updates On Naij ====
Posted on: Mon, 26 May 2014 10:26:03 +0000
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