JUST FOR LAUGHS In a court trial, a lawyer called his first witness who happens to be an elderly grandmother, to the box, and began to cross examine her. Lawyer : Mama Vero do you know me? Mama Vero: Yes, i do know you, Lawyer Pollus. Ive known you since you were a young boy, and to be frank, you have been a disappointment to your parents and to the society. You are a liar, you cheat people including your wife. You manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you are a big man when you dont even have brain and manners. Yes, I know you. The lawyer was stunned, not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked again; Lawyer Pollus: Mama Vero do you know the defense lawyer? She replied, Yes i do, Ive known Lawyer Gideon since he was a young boy too. He has been your very good friend because the two of you have the same character. He has also been a very lazy man and he has a drinking problem. In fact, he is a criminal, he cant even build a normal relationship with anyone, his law practice is one of the worst in the country. Not to mention, he cheated on his wife with more than 3 different women, one of them was your wife, yes, i know him. The defense lawyer almost fainted. Just then, the judge called both lawyers to his table and in a very quiet voice, said, If any of you idiots ask her if she knows me, l will make sure you lose your license
Posted on: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 11:54:14 +0000
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