JUST HAD TO POST THIS AGAIN; A family in Guyana was surprised when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA sent by their sister. The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother’s face was almost touching the glass cover. When they opened the coffin they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother’s chest which read: “My dearest brothers and sisters, here is mama’s body. Sorry I can’t come as the ticket is very expensive. Check under Mama’s body and y’all find 12 cans of corned beef, 10 packets of chocolates and 24 packs of Wrigley’s chewing gum. Divide it equally please, no fighting! Check mama’s foot – a brand new pair of Reeboks (size 8) for Junior. Look under mama’s head and you will find 4 pairs of boots for Janice sons. Mama got on 6 Nike t-shirts – 1 is for Joel and the rest are for my nephews. Mama is also wearing 12 blue bras (different sizes). Just share them among y’allselves. The 24 panties that Mama is wearing should be shared among my nieces and cousins. Mama is also wearing 8 Polo trousers. John, please get one for yourself and the rest are for the boys. Gordon, the watch you asked for deh pon Mama’s left hand; tek it off. Melanie, the chunky chain set yuh asked for, check Mama, she wearing it pon she neck. Oh yes, the 6 pairs ah panty hose, y’all share it up cause is nice colours. Oh y’all, please buy a frock fuh bury Mama in. If y’all want anything more, lemme know cause Uncle Sammy sick bad bad and he mightn’t mek it.” From your loving Sister Angelica.
Posted on: Sun, 18 May 2014 03:26:57 +0000