JUST IN dripTonic!! Im in LOVE with MISS SAMOA! Youve GOT to come try this line. (Max VG) AMERICAN PIE You walk in to Grandmas house. Yes, shes baking again. The sweet smell of dense apple pie with a dash of cinnamon and a buttery, flaky crust engulfs your nose. The first bite sends you in to a state of complete and utter bliss. Grandma leaves to warm up her dial up computer. You open your eyes and feel a strange urge. “Do I want to make love to this pie?” Knowing the answer, you cling to the hope that Grandma doesnt come back into the kitchen anytime soon. FUNKY MONKEY As the sun rises in the misty jungle a monkey travels from tree to tree in search of the perfect fruit combination. Through his travels he finds his favorite flavors: bananas, kiwis and strawberries. As he proceeds to mash them together, he drinks the ambrosia of his labor. Becoming manic, he flies off again into the jungle, in search for more. This may very well be the perfect fruit blend. GREEN PARTY In a time where a two party system is the norm, you feel compelled to break out of the shackles of this system. Whats that? A third party? They have ideals that are in line with your needs: A sweet, yet tart mixture of juicy green apple and sweet kiwi. A bold statement for anyone with a bold attitude. Green Party has come to save us all. GUAVA LAVA After a long day of studying the activity of a tropical volcano, you feel a troubling rumble. The volcano bursts and there is limited time to leave. The treat of being engulfed with molten rock is imminent. The eruption occurs, but this is like nothing before. What you assumed was magma is actually a thick, syrupy sweet liquid that is cool to the touch. As your instincts compel you, you dip a finger into this curious concoction. A flavor medley of Guava and Lemon Grass immerse your taste buds into bliss. IMPERIAL MILK With the final slash of your blade the last of your enemies falls and you are left alone on the battlefield, legions of samurai soldiers lay defeated at your feet. Out of the mist the Dragon King appears, just as you knew he would, to reward you with the mythical milk of the emperors. He presents to you the Imperial Milk, and the sweet, tangy aroma of dragon fruit engulfs you, smoothed out by a creamy, velvety finish. This is the nectar of the dragons, and with it you begin a new reign. PINK NOVA Youre 3 weeks in to your deep space exploration mission en route to the Pink Solar System. Legend has it that the planets in this system are made of a delectable taffy like substance often described as tart strawberry. You approach the first planet in the system and as you step foot on this strange alien landscape, you find that the legends were true. This liquid is crafted using extracts from this alien planet, as nothing in this world could taste this good. VIVA LAS NANAS As you stroll out of the casino having just shown The House that they do not always win, you feel a rumble in your stomach. After emerging from the chaos of booze, smoke, dice, and cards you need a meal fit for a king. And not just any king, The King. A sandwich grilled to perfection of melting peanut butter and stacked high with sliced bananas is what you need. Uh-hu, al-right, thank ya. Thank ya very much. WACKY JACKY WANTED: WACKY JACKY. The suspect resembles an apple with crazy eyes and smells suspiciously of apple flavored cereal and cinnamon, with a hint of something more. He is accused of intoxicating his victims with his rich aroma and then making off with their money. Call the authorities immediately if you have any information on his whereabouts. MISS SAMOA As you traverse the Bakery Forest, a small female shaman greets you. Her introduction includes the name, “Miss Samoa”. Handing you one of the treats she is carrying, she invites you to lose yourself in the experience. An explosion engulfs your taste buds: crunchy cookies layered with caramel and chocolate, powdered with coconut.
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