Jack Schitt The lineage is finally revealed Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, You dont know Jack Schitt. Now you can intellectually handle the situation Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt & O.Schitt Awe Schitt, the fertilizerer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of the Needeep N, Schitt, Inc.....They had 1 son, Jack In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt They produced 4 children named Dip Schitt, Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, & Giva Schitt However, after being married 15 years, Jack Schitt & Noe Schitt divorced Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock & since her kids were living with her she wanted to keep her previous name.....She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt & they produced a son of nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt Two of Noes four children, Fulla Schitt & Giva Schitt were inseperable throughout childhood & subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt--Happens wedding......The Schitt--Happens had 4 children named Dawg, Byrd, Hoarse, & Bull. Bull left home to tour the world & returned with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt So, now when someone says, You dont know Jack Schitt, you can correct them This family history was recorded by Crack O. Schitt
Posted on: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 11:07:18 +0000
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