Jackie Wasserman Perl 2 hrs · . The New York City Public Schools have officially declared Jewish English, now dubbed Hebonics, as a second language. Backers of the move say the city schools are the first in the nation to recognize Hebonics as a valid language and a significant attribute of American culture. According to Howard Ashland, linguistics professor at Brooklyn College and renowned Hebonics scholar, the sentence structure of Hebonics derives from middle and eastern European language patterns, as well as Yiddish. Professor Shulman explains, In Hebonics, the response to any question is usually another question with a complaint that is either implied or stated. Thus How are you? may be answered, How should I be, with my bad feet? Shulman says that Hebonics is a superb linguistic vehicle for expressing sarcasm or skepticism. An example is the repetition of a word with sh or shm at the beginning: Mountains, shmountains. Stay away. You want a nosebleed? Another Hebonics pattern is moving the subject of a sentence to the end, with its pronoun at the beginning: Its beautiful, that dress. Shulman says one also sees the Hebonics verb moved to the end of the sentence. Thus the response to a remark such as Hes slow as a turtle, could be: Turtle, shmurtle! Like a fly in Vaseline he walks. Shulman provided the following examples from his best-selling text book, Switched-On Hebonics: Question: What time is it? English answer: Sorry, I dont know. Hebonic response: What am I, a clock? Remark: I hope things turn out okay. English answer: Thanks. Hebonic response: I should be so lucky! Remark: Hurry up. Dinners ready. English answer: Be right there. Hebonic response: Alright already, Im coming. Whats with the hurry business? Is there here a fire? Remark: I like the tie you gave me; I wear it all the time. English answer: Glad you like it. Hebonic response: So whats the matter; you dont like the other ties I gave you? Remark: Sarah and I are engaged. English answer: Congratulations! Hebonic response: She could lose a few pounds. Question: Would you like to go riding with us? English answer: Just say when. Hebonic response: Riding, shmiding! Do I look like a cowboy? To the guest of honor at a birthday party: English answer: Happy birthday. Hebonic response: A year smarter you should become. Remark: A beautiful day. English answer: Sure is. Hebonic response: So the sun is out; what else is new? Answering a phone call from a son: English answer: Its been a while since you called. Hebonic response: You didnt wonder if Im dead already?
Posted on: Sun, 27 Apr 2014 22:24:52 +0000
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