James was a heavy drinker whose wife was always stressed because of his drinking and staying out late. One day after heavy drinking he went home and fell on the bed asleep. In his sleep, he dreamt that he had died and went to heaven. At the heavens gate, he met St. Peter who told him that because of him making his wife suffer, he either had to go to hell or sent back to earth as a chicken. James preferred the latter although he was anxious as he thought that laying eggs would be painful. St. Peter told him that it was not painful and told him to try. He found that it was in fact enjoyable. He laid another egg only to be woken up by his wifes screams we amka, unakunia kwa kitanda!!!!!! Enjoy ua afte guys.........
Posted on: Fri, 06 Jun 2014 11:14:33 +0000