January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..”duh”…..bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!! March – Got excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…..box said “2-4 years!” April – Trapped on escalator for hours…..power went out!!! May – Tried to make Kool-Aid…..8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!! June – Tried to go water skiing…..couldn’t find a lake with a slope. July – Lost breast stroke swimming competition…..learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August – Got locked out of car in rain storm…..car swamped, because top was down. September – The capital of California is “C”…..isn’t it??? October – Hate M & M’s…..they are so hard to peel. November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days…..instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December – Couldn’t call 911…..”duh”…..there’s no “eleven” button on the phone!!! What a year!!
Posted on: Fri, 12 Jul 2013 16:49:17 +0000
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