Jeremy Clarkson....has often been described as the most influential man in motoring journalism, mainly by himself. Estimates suggest that he is slightly over nine feet tall, owns 14,000 pairs of jeans and has destroyed almost 4.2 million tyres in his lifetime. He is best known for possessing a right foot apparently consisting of some sort of lead-based substance, for creating some of the most tortured similes ever committed to television, and for leaving the worlds longest pauses between two parts... of the same sentence. He has never taken public transport. And he is full of shit.
Posted on: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 06:08:36 +0000
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