Jim Gaffigan on why he has chosen to have five children: “Well, - TopicsExpress



          

Jim Gaffigan on why he has chosen to have five children: “Well, why not? I guess the reasons against having more children always seem uninspiring and superficial. What exactly am I missing out on? Money? A few more hours of sleep? A more peaceful meal? More hair? These are nothing compared to what I get from these five monsters who rule my life. I believe each of my five children has made me a better man. So I figure I only need another thirty-four kids to be a pretty decent guy. Each one of them has been a pump of light into my shriveled black heart. I would trade money, sleep, or hair for a smile from one of my children in a heartbeat. Well, it depends on how much hair.” Awesome.
Posted on: Sat, 21 Sep 2013 04:14:16 +0000

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