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Jimmy Alert - A short shorted Jimmy spotted at close quarters frantically knocking on my front door complaining of severe itchiness around the nether regions. It appears after swerving around a crumpled pizza box Jimmy found himself upside down with his bicycle amongst the itchy nettle ridden privets alongside Aldi. I handed him a large (out of date) bottle of calamine lotion which he grabbed eagerly. Not wishing to witness Jimmy apply the soothing liquid to the affected area, I turned away. Bizarrely I neednt have bothered..... He drank it.. Jimmys Friday night tune, Ike & Tina Turner with - Nut Bush Itchy Privets.
Posted on: Fri, 27 Jun 2014 18:32:27 +0000

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