Joke: A man dies and goes to meet god so god can judge the mans life and punish or reward him according to his lifeworks... god says to the man... "did u ever cheat on your wife?" The mans say "no my lord not even in my mind" so the lord blesses him and gives him a Lamborghini to drive on the streets of gold...the next man steps up to god and god asks him the same..."did u ever cheat on ur wife?" The man answers ..." only once my lord and i was ridden by guilt my entire life" so god gives him a beat up junker honda accord to drive on the streets of gold. So one day the man with the honda is driving down the road and he sees the man with the Lamborghini sitting on the curb looking at his car and tears rolling down his face so he stops to ask him why would he be so sad when he earned a Lamborghini....the man looks up and says...."i just saw my wife go by on a skateboard.
Posted on: Mon, 12 Aug 2013 21:16:19 +0000
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