Joke: Keeping All the Cows... Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: Ive been here five years. Im not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows. Second Bull: Ive been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. Im keeping all my cows. Third Bull: Ive only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but Im keeping all 10 of my cows. Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull theyve ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp. First Bull: I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend. Second Bull: I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. Im certainly not looking for an argument. They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting. First Bull: Son, dont be foolish - let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it. Third Bull: Hell, he can have all my cows. Im just making sure he knows Im a BULL.
Posted on: Tue, 27 Jan 2015 11:41:47 +0000
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