Joke of the day .. A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & - TopicsExpress



          

Joke of the day .. A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, Is my time up ? God said, No, you have another 34 years 2 days live. Upon recovery, the woman decided 2 stay in the hospital & have a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color! Finally she was released from the hospital. While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck. Arriving in front of God, she asked, You said I had another 34 years 2 live. Why didnt you save me from the truck? God replied: I couldnt recognize you!
Posted on: Sun, 01 Jun 2014 07:32:50 +0000

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