*Juan, the Smuggler* Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. A guard stops him and says, Whats in the bags? Sand, answered Juan. The guard says, Well just see about that. Get off the bike. The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, lifts them onto the mans shoulders and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, What have you got? Sand, says Juan. The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle. This sequence of events repeats every day for three years. Then one day, Juan doesnt show up. The guard meets up with him in a Cantina in Mexico. Hey, buddy, the guard says, I know youre smuggling something. Its driving me crazy. Its all I think about. I cant sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling? Bicycles, Juan says.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 15:07:42 +0000
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