Julius malema collection 1.Prince Charles & Julius Malema were having dinner. Prince said, Pass the wine you divine. Julius Malema thinks how poetic Julius Malema says, pass the custard you bastard. Julius Malema at bar in Sandton. 2.Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k Julius Malema : U R great sir! Starting salary is ok. But? how much is DRIVING salary...? 3.Julius Malemas theory: Moon is more important than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!! 4.Julius Malema on an interview 4 da post detective. u sir 4 giving me da job, I will start investigating right now. ...... 5.Julius Malema for an exam had studied only one essay FRIEND, but in the exam the essay which came was FATHER he replaced friend with father in the essay and it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR. 6.INTERVIEWER:WHAT IS UR QUALIFICATION? Julius malema: sir i am Ph.d Interviewer:what do u mean? Julius malema: (smilling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY..
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