***Just Filling In *** I just came across this earlier today...Being a former Marine, and believing in God, this gave me a chuckle! Hope you enjoy it as much as I did... A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. Ill give you exactly 15 minutes The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, Here I am God Im still waiting It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that? The Marine calmly replied, God was too busy today protecting Americas military who are protecting your right to say stupid crap and act like an idiot. So He sent me...
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 20:10:15 +0000
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