Just a little quickie. Last night I was watching TV & knitting with a blanket over my legs with my knees pulled up because the Jack pack was hogging the sofa. Audrey was laying on the top of the sofa because she is the queen bee. I felt just a slight movement by my feet followed by a growl from Audrey. A little more creeping, it was apparent a Jack was wiggling its way from under the pile of sleepers. Audrey is on point her growl is a little louder. I feel pressure on my shins & I see two perfect black Jack Russell ears appearing just above my knees. Its Tank! What is that little fat ass up to? Now I can see the top of his head. Im still knitting pretending I cant see him. OMG this is creepy! Now I can see his eyes, now his nose!! WTH hes like a ninja! A no necked cinder block doggie ninja on the dead sneak! What in the world is his crazy ass up to. Now hes leaning over my knees moving in total slow mo leaning, leaning & opening his mouth. That little shit is going to steal my ball of yarn!!! TANK!! He gives me that look, like what! Ok my bad! Audrey is all, I tried to tell you that little ass was up to no good. But oh no! You just hissed at me like some kind of a snake, a big red headed one. Oh my! Even doing nothing we manage to have fun on the Funny Farm, Tank makes sure of that! Jacks Rock!!!
Posted on: Tue, 13 Jan 2015 02:54:37 +0000
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