Just as it has been said there should be some form of breathalizer to curb drunk texting or drunk dialing, there should also be some form of App or Mom-filter to halt any process before volunteering for things as a parent. Not like, carpool favors or playdates, I am talking straight up Oh sure, I will collect 2,000 coats for furless cats. OR Sell 250,000 lbs of gluten free, no allergen, oatmeal paste Haitian bumbleberry smoothie packets, hey, no problem.Run a canned salmon drive for left handed dry cleaners in Spokane, all in less than a week? Absolutely! Yes, this is a moment in which I think, why do I allow myself to try to make up for my own working mom shortcomings and vast parental guilt by trying to compensate in faux SuperMom fashion ?!?!? This chicks cape it tattered and torn, the heel on her glittered boots is broken off and her crown is bent beyond repair. BUT Son of a B, these kids are going to have the Happ, Happ, HAPPIEST damn scout party tonight if its the last thing we do, damn it. (see, already I am not cut out for this, I am a scout mom with the mouth of a trucker.) Lets do this Elizabeth Schmitt Czarnik !!! (And for all of you Judgy McJudgersons, you too have been knee high in pizza kits, wrapping paper tubes and magazine order forms coming out the wazoo thinking how the F did I get here too, so just simmer those raised eyebrows down, please. We are ALL just trying to survive this parental rat race one freaking homework packet, sports practice/crazy extra curricular drop off(s) and damn reading log at a time. I raise my coffee cup to each of you this morning.)
Posted on: Wed, 23 Oct 2013 12:09:32 +0000
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