Just because a person is silent.. doesnt mean that he is not aware of fun and joy. Its possible that life has taught him some serious lessons May be he is.... Married.👪 Status on WhatsApp : Andheri police have recently cracked one of the housebreak cases. The Family was out for holidays. Someone came & looted the entire house. Police found that the watchmans son was involved in robbery. On inquiry it was revealed that The family had updated their status on whatsapp as flying to BgKg for a weeklong family vacation....bye. Watchman had the cell no of one of the family members & his son noted the status which cleared the way for the loot. Hence, pls do not update ur status in a way tht all people on your contact list can know of ur whereabouts. You never know whose intentions are dangerous - Andheri Police. Athisa Aisa Athea Awaya Atoa Asaya Ayoua Ahappya Aholia Aina Aadvancea Aina Aaa Anewa Astylea. .. Samajhe?? Nahi ! To pehla A or last A nikal k padho.. Ek Aadmi Public Toilet Mein Betha Tha Ki Achanak Sath Wale Toilet Se Awaz Aai: . Kya Haal Hai ?? . Aadmi: Ghabra Kar: Theek Hu.. . Phir Awaz Aai: Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? . Aadmi: Bhai Jo Sab Yahan Karte Hain.. . Phir Awaz Aai: Main Aa Jaun ?? . Aadmi: Pareshan Ho Gya aur Jaldi Se Bola: . Nahi Nahi Main akela hi thik Hu.. . Phir Awaz Aai: . . . Acha Yaar Main Tumhein Baad Mein Call Karta Hu.. Abhi Koi Ullu Ka Patha Sath Wale Toilet Se Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Raha Hai !! 🐢Tortoise and a Rabbit wrote an entrance exam, 🐢Tortoise got 80%, Rabbit got 81%. Both went 4 admission to an engineering college, Cut off needed was 85%. 😾Rabbit didnt get admission ,but the tortoise got admission.🙀 How?🙊 . . . . . . . . . . . . 😦U remember when we were in the 1st std the tortoise won a race. Sports quota 5% marks extra :-😈 tortois rocks😎..... U r shocked.. Jaldi send karo naya naya aaya hai...🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 SUNNY LEONE comes in COMEDY NIGHTS WITH KAPIL and 1 guy from the audience says: Ji main aapka bahut bada fan hun. Saari movies dekhi hai aapki. Aapke saath aapki movie ka ek step karna chahta hu And siddhu says: Guru, Har pila fruit aam nhi hota... Har sita ka pati ram nhi hota... Thodi jeb dhili karo or uthao hotel ka kharcha... Kyunki ye vo step h jo khule aam nhi hota... thoko thoko... taali
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 16:10:34 +0000