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Just fell in a public place! How Embarrassing! Still feeling a wee bit wankered from being out from the Scotland game last night n walked past a girl who had quite a belter of a derriere on her. Being a guy, checked out her bum, while doing so walked face 1st into a mannequin, lost my balance and couped it! As if that wasnt bad enough I panicked when I realised I was gunna fall flat on my arse so just instinctively grabbed onto something - the mannequin, and pulled it over with me!!! Rollin about the floor like a big numpty trying to get it off me! What a prize wanker I am!!!!! Im no leaving the house again!
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 16:36:44 +0000

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