Just for fun ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ดHusband: I found Aladins lamp today. Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling?? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that?? Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesnt apply on zero. ๐๐๐ ๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น ๐ดEk Aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho ? Conductor: 24 hours. Aadmi: Wo kaise? Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke BASME.! ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ ๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น ๐ดEmployee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home?? Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there ! ๐๐๐ ๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น ๐ดA man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didnt speak to him for 6 months. Was the necklace FAKE? Nooooo! That was the deal :) ๐๐๐ ๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น ๐ดA couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, the food looks delicious, lets eat. Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home. Husband: thats at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook. ๐๐๐ ๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น ๐ดBest Slogan on a MANs T-Shirt : Please Do Not Disturb me, I am Married and already very Disturbed ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ ๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น ๐ดBhakt: Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare? Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham!!!! ๐๐ ๐ ๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น
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