Just for laugh..don ignore ua young boy...he must be a smart thinker. **check it out** A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade. The boy said, Teacher, I should be in 4th grade, I am smarter than my sister, and she is in 4th grade. The teacher had heard enough of his complaints and took him to the Principals office. She explained everything to the Principal who decided to test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know. Principal: whats 3+3? Boy: 6 . Principal: 6 + 6 ? Boy: 12 . And so on.. The Principal asked the boy some many questions and the boy got them right. The Principal then asked the Teacher to send the boy to the 4th grade. Teacher decided to ask some more questions and the Principal agreed. Teacher: What does a cow have 4 of, that I hv only 2? Boy: Legs. Teacher: Whats in ur pants that u have but I dont have? Boy: Pockets. Teacher: What starts with a C & ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut. Teacher: What goes in hard & pink, then comes out soft & sticky? The Principals eyes open really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge. Boy: Bubble Gum. Teacher: U stick ur poles inside me, you tie me down to get up on me. What am I? Boy: Tent.the principal was looking restless. Teacher: A finger goes in me, you fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me fasten. What am I? Boy: Wedding ring. Teacher: I come in many sizes. When Im not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy: Nose. Teacher: I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates, I come with a quiver. Boy: An Arrow. Teacher: What starts with F & ends with K & if you dont get it, you have to use your hand? Boy: Fork. Teacher: What is that all men have. Its longer in some men than others, the Pope doesnt use his & a man give it to hid wife after marriage? Boy: Surname. Teacher: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumping & is responsible for making love? Boy: Heart. The Principal breathed a sign of relief & told the teacher, Send this boy to University, he doesnt belong here. I even got the last 10 questions wrong myself Lovely day!
Posted on: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 04:39:23 +0000
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