Just got a call from my 2nd grade teacher. Turns out I forgot to hand in the Bernstein Bears crossword and my passing grade was revoked. Then my university called and told me they had to revoke my diploma because I failed to complete 2nd grade. Its like real life Billy Madison only more depressing because I just bought 2 pounds of heroin and am giving up before I get started. #PreCoffeeNonsense
Posted on: Fri, 28 Feb 2014 13:39:08 +0000
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