Just heard this litt’l ditty called “Humpty Dumpty”. Why in the world is a damn horse trying to put together an egg? Don’t make no sense. Here you have the Humpster, drunk off his ass, falls off the wall, and some arrogant horse comes over trying to do plastic surgery. That horse needs to be in the stable eating oats with Mr Ed, not trying to nip-n-tuck ole Hump. And “all the kings men”, what are they doing…just watching in full body armor? One of those fools should have called a plastic surgeon or looked on Groupon for a good deal. I think the reason Hump isn’t with us today is because of the negligence in these dumb horses and dumb men. If somebody would have gotten him into the ER at a local hospital, Hump would be with us today, on another wall drank’n Pabst Blue Ribbon. Someone should look into a malpractice suit against those “horses and men”, because Hump suffered in the last moments. His yolk running all over the place, it’s just sad. While the egg shells were getting rigamortis and yolk was drying up, these dumb horses were probably just standing over him eating oats. Totally incompetent on the part of the King – he should not be employing “men” who cannot find a plastic surgeon, or “horses” who try to fix a dying egg when they can’t even walk backwards.
Posted on: Thu, 18 Dec 2014 20:45:12 +0000
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