Just in case people are unsure Lose by 5 You must write a considered Facebook apology to your opponent, publicly explaining why and how you have disgraced the beautiful game. This rule is typically enforced when the player has lost by any scoreline of 5 goals or more, in addition to the rule for your specific loss. Lose by 6 You must refer to your opponent as My Lord for the rest of the night and get them a beer on request. Lose by 7 You must create a Facebook group entitled [Your name] is SHIT at FIFA and invite your entire friends list. The description must go into great detail about the loss. Lose by 8 You must write a letter to your opponents parents, explaining how their offspring is superior to you in every way. Lose by 9 You must ring a public service line of your choice (such as Dominos, 118118 etc.) and proceed to explain and apologise for your embarassing loss. The phonecall must last a minimum of 1 minute. If the other person hangs up before 1 minute is reached, you must continue to call other services until you have lasted a whole minute with one of them. Lose by 10 You must send a Moonpig apology to your opponent (FunkyPigeon is also acceptable). Lose by 11 You must knock on the door of a neighbour and proceed to explain and apologise for your performance. Lose by 12 You must play your next game completely bollock naked. Lose by 13 You must allow your opponent 13 minutes on your Facebook to do whatever they want (no changing passwords). All changes have to stay intact for the rest of the night. Lose by 14 You must get a t-shirt printed with the words I lost by 14 on FIFA to [victors name] because I am shit. You must then wear this t-shirt on your next night out. Lose by 15 or more You must snap your copy of FIFA in half and upload a picture of it to Facebook and describe why you dont deserve to have it. You will then have a full week to think about what you have done before you have the right to purchase a new copy.
Posted on: Thu, 25 Sep 2014 21:24:27 +0000
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