Just some funny thoughts: LOL I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently Blacks and Mexicans were NOT the correct answers. I had a big lead in a trivia competition at a local bar until the last question which I got wrong. The question was where do women have the curliest hair? Fiji was the correct answer...hell, how did I know they wanted the name of a country? Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such a fantastic shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed. Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, Ive found that a bacon sandwich works best! Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, fat chance, with a face like that! A fat girl served me in McDonalds at lunchtime. She said sorry about the wait. I said, Dont worry, youll find a way to lose it eventually.
Posted on: Wed, 03 Dec 2014 21:29:28 +0000
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