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Just to give you an idea about how my morning started. I was in the car on the way to work, singing Do you want to play a Druid - to the tune of Frozens Do you want to build a snowman. (Potential machinima ideas) Happily minding my own business - when BAM!!! A poor little fluffy bird smacks into my windshield. But no, not only did it perish right in front of my face....it stuck....kinda slid down a little....I had to use my windshield wipers to remove it. Seriously wtf. Flight form hath betrayed you druid! Need I also mention that just four days ago, we took out a Racoon with the front bumper? Or technically speaking -the raccoon took out the front bumper. Someone needs to tell these animals to look both ways before they cross. I never understood why they would just...keep crossing. Oh look! A giant, loud, metal animal is coming at me at 55mph...let me see if I can waddle faster than it moves... I give them too much credit. Theyre probably just like I need to cross, here I go, I cant see...whats that light? THUMP. At least it wasnt a Moose. Ive had that happen before, scary stuff. WTB Flying Mounts IRL so I can just soar above all the fluffies of the world.
Posted on: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 13:04:13 +0000

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